Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What siblings are always sad?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?