Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
