Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is furniture so generous?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do trees have so many friends?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?