What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How do automobiles fly?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
