What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the snake name his daughter?
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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's the holiest insect?