What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the storm actually calm?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What fish sings the best?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?