Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?