What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What time of day was Adam created?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did one plate say to the other?
