Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?