What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of music do planets like?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
