How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do termites go camping?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which animal is the most religious?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you get kids to do something?