Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which singer could always break a five?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?