What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?