A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do math teachers love hiking?