Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are cause and effect so close?