Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?