Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do naked fish play with?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which plant has the best roar?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?