Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
