Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?