What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you grill cheese?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are cars magic?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?