What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the horse so happy?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does an evil hen lay?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
