What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do hurricanes see?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When do cows get tired?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?