Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What insect runs away from everything?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?