What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do jokesters study in college?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?