What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?