Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How does a cow do math?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?