Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why was the math book sad?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a fly without wings?
