What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?