What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?