Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do milkshakes come from?