What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What fish only swims at night?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which fly makes films?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
