What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How much does freedom weigh?