What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What does a panda ghost say?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?