What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the holiest insect?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
