Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How does a cow do math?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?