Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why was the snake coughing so much?