Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
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Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do orcas love to gossip?