What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who invented fractions?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What condiment has wings?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are winter days great?
Why do math teachers love March?