What did the airline worker name her child?
Stewart.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the bee say to the flower?
