What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?