Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?