Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How is cat food sold?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a henway?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?