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What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a forklift?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a pig thief?