What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Families are like fudge.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?