How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What shape is bad at driving?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is the definition of Robin?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?