What do fish use for glasses?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?