What dog wears contact lenses?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What type of car do planets buy?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?