What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?