Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
