Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?