Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why didn't the melons get married?