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They don't want to knock on wood.
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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
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What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you get straight A's?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
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Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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