What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?