Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
