Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which former US President was always cold?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?