What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Can February March?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?