What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?