Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?