Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where would you find an elephant?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?