What says: oom oom oom?
A cow walking backward.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?