What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?