Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?