What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did summer say to spring?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
