Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?