What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
When do cows get tired?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is the most adorable season?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
