What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why are trees always so positive?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?