How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do some people love eating snails?