What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?