What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which is the worst season?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
