What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which singer could always break a five?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you make antifreeze?
Can February March?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?