What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?