What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do books love to go on vacation?