What did the snake name his daughter?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do books sleep?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's good for both poker and theater?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What bird is always sad?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a thieving alligator?