My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What sport can waiters play really well?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which animal is the most religious?
Families are like fudge.