My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do fairies always drink?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
