My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why was the dog overweight?