My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do bees chew?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?