Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What sports are both plant-based?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
