Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?