Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?