Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What are you studying in math?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's the noisiest food?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?