Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do cows like to dance to?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?