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Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
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Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did you learn in school today, son?