Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do billboards talk?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?