What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do books sleep?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call bears with no ears?