What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?