What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?