Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?