What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
