My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do cows wear bells?