What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which tree can't stop crying?