Which family member has tusks?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?