Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
To Jack in the Box®!
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is the most faithful insect?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
