Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the broom late for school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What time of day was Adam created?