What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
