How does a barber get to work?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?