Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?