Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is the smallest lion?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?