Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do you make antifreeze?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?