Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?