Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are skunks always so depressed?