What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What birds make average students?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?