Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?