Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which family member is always relieved?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What does a female lion call her mate?
It's allergy season again?
Who are crows' favorite family members?