Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why are goats so funny?
Surprise!!!!
What season begins with a thud?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?