Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How does a cow do math?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a Zen egg?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
