Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?