What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?