How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are books always so angry?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?