How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?