What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do fish do at parades?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do cows like to dance to?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
When do cows get tired?
How do you grill cheese?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?