Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do you grill cheese?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of store would a dog own?
