What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which state has the best streets?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
