Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?