How do you grill cheese?
Ask it a lot of tough questions!
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is the most adorable season?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What shape is bad at driving?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
