What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?