Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do amoebas make calls?