What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where do cows go on vacation?