What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the richest basketball team?
What animal floats best?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?