What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are boxers good comedians?
