What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?