What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's the loudest sport?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of water does an angel like?