Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?