What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which fly makes films?
How do billboards talk?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?