Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What words make the best athletes?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
