What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?