What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What words make the best athletes?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
