Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?