What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?