What dance was the most popular in 1776?
The indepen-dance.
Which computer won the talent show?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?