How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What country has the most fish?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Bears love exotic cars.
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?