Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?