What bird is always sad?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the foal cough?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?