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Where do novels go to have a good time?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which fly makes films?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?