What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What day of the week do chickens hide?