What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?