Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How is cat food sold?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do bees get to school?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?