I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What country has the most fish?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?