What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
