What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the smallest lion?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
