What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?