What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?