Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why are grandkids so great?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What animal likes to party the most?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What was the first animal in space?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?