What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?