Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?