Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What animal loves Indian food?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
