My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?