How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?