How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
