How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What game do bats excel at?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do billboards talk?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
A book just fell on my head.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?