How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do you compliment a cat?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?