How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?