Which animals make the best football players?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?