What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?