Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you talk to a giant?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's the scariest letter?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?