Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
