You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which state is the cleanest?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What animals love to close envelopes?