Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
