What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Who invented fractions?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the spider so smart?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?