What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?