What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What food is a man's best friend?
